hey i wrote a thing nobody wants to read what else is new
this is the beginning of what could be a good story if i knew how to write stories longer than 10 pages. it’s inspired by there not being many stories about groups of travelers who are also average women. i guess. idk where i was going with this, really.
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dont look at this it’s stupid please don’t im only posting this because of aisha and marbles this wasnt supposed to see the light of day ever
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- Supermahou: Five japanese girls with superpowers
- Peritale: Magicless fairy (Periwinkle) takes on her first job as a fairy godmother and tries to set up her apathetic client (Vallery) with a commitment-phobic prince (Hershel). It doesn’t go out as planned.
- The Fitzherbert Case: Psychopathic doctor (Caligulas) hires assassin (John (alias)) because people aren’t dying quickly enough
- Prosopopoeia: Psychology major Edna Quail dies at a cemetery, becomes a skeleton and gets picked up by the death bus.
- Sine Qua Non: Suburban thief, puppy-kicker and all-around bad guy gets chosen to be the Hero of Legend and takes a road trip ‘round planet Arsh accompanied by his designated half-pint historian
- The Ghost of Mars: Famous ghost hunter Mars goes on a mission that literally explodes in her face.
- Up In Smoke: dudes mackin and contracts with monsters than grant invulnerability and shit.
- Blackjack: Dumbass fucking bastard loses his head in a game of poker and has his asexual life partner help him find it (haha yeah i’m bringing this one back from the bowels of my dA years)
- Bitter Cherry: Another story risen from the dA vault. A wizard named Cerise is cursed to live in the body of a twelve-year-old until forever by some douchebag named Giotto and his only friends are a bat (Bartok), a former employee (Adhelaide) and freckled teenage girl with an attention disorder (Julie).
feel free to ask characters directly too
i wrote this SO LONG AGO AUGH and i never really had the guts or patience to finish it, so i just decided to post it as is.
It’s something i started writing a little while before finding out the sacred and the profane actually was a thing that existed but i guess this version doesn’t have any angst??? yeah, let’s go with that.
also kireawel is one of crowley’s fandom angel names, i didn’t really come up with it and i can’t recall who did.
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I wrote Muhyo and Roji’s fanfic and I’m gonna fucking post it on the internet kill me kill me now kill me fast. Also it wasn’t supposed to be shippy but then i was like WELL FUCK THAT WHAT THE HELL, RIGHT? so it’s awful because i can’t write shippy.
im going to write an entire poem on how im not writing my essay instead of writing my essay just watch me
i do not like manuel bocage
i do not like him, not at all
not if he was named armitage
not if he was big, or medium, or small
i’ve never read bocage’s prose
i do not want to read it now
but even if i must pinch my nose
i must get to it, no when or how
he talks about himself a lot
his childhood was bad
and grim, to rot
i’d like to punch him in the face
i’d like to spray his face with mace
i’d like to kick him here or there
hell, i’d beat him anywhere
i’d do most anything not to write
this essay that would give my teacher delight
i would procrastinate while writing a poem
i would procrastinate while writing a tome
i’d read all of homestuck, front to back
i’d write the bible, all of it, stat.
(okay fuck it fine i’ll go to work
but i still think bocage is quite the jerk)
Also one-shot is two words.
I decided to write more for the Quail’s Soliloquy which is now called Maldizer until I can think of something better???
Here’s what I have so far……….
i don’t even know what the fuck this is just roll with it
it’s the premise for a story i’ll probably never finish
grace this is the thing i told you about i’m probably going to kill it with fire by the end of next week
also i’m going to edit the hell out of that first, italic part, just fyi
things that brew up in my head when I visit the london tower (not related to the london tower at all) and then develop themselves in the back of my mind.
Then, I write them and can’t come up with a decent title.
Also, this was supposed to be a lighthearted humour.
WELP.
ALSO I FINALLY REMEMBERED TO ADD PARAGRAPHS TO THE SHIT I WRITE.
Especially the historical kind.
EDIT: POSTING THINGS TO WRONG BLOG LYFE.
